Halloween. The day I become a Valyrian princess.
I hate watching children take what’s rightfully mine. If my parents bought it, isn’t the candy MINE? Yet, children come like crowds of beggars to steal all the happiness I could’ve had. What am I to do, go trick or treating? What would I go as, a giant?
All day long I’ve been taking what’s rightfully mine, slow and steady. I started with the kingdoms of KitKat and Aero bars, then worked my way to the small Hi-Chew castle. I slipped in and out, leaving behind only a faint rustle — darn loud plastic. Come nightfall, my parents would be surprised at how fast the candy runs out. And my precioussss always runs out. Unlike something erratic as hiding drugs from my parents, all I have to do is take out the trash — all the wrappers nestled inside — the evidence disappears.
Or I might stand outside my house, beat pots and pans, yell. That should scare away the little thieves. I mean, who wouldn’t be terrified at the sound of a dragon?
“How evil!” one might say. But in truth, I’m helping the children avoid diabetes and dental decay. I floss every day and brush twice a day. I’ve earned myself good oral hygiene, thus deserve your child’s candy.
Edit: Currently giving out candy, having a blast. I’m either out of my mind or… officially an adult.
Thank for reading! 🙂
–Thomas J. Benedicts
I want to eat it all too but alas, the kids came and took it.
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Little thieves, they stole our precious candy! hahah
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We are too nice and let them too!
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Its hard not to when they’re so cute! I did have a couple of deep-voiced “children.” I thought it better to give them candy than have them damage my property LOL!
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Lol!
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The little thieves can have it all but the Reese’s cups.
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Hahaha! Yes, we don’t want little peanut buttery fingers touching door bells
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haven’t had Reese’s in years. Just craving it now that you mentioned it lol
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I can usually resist, but Halloween brings out my baser candy instincts.
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I think its a primordial human instinct or something. I become savage in the presence of sugar.
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Haha, you can have my share as long as you leave the minty ones to me. 😛
Happy Halloween once again! 👻
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Hahah gladly! Minty ones are my least favourite 😂. This arrangement could work out well!
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Haha, nice! 😆
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too funny 🙂
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Happy New Year, Thomas! Hope you’ve had a good one. 😀
(Sorry I’m late with the wishes, I’m still in the process of catching up with my favourite blogs. 😅)
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